..that Canibus vs Dizaster battle

BEING · **Joined:** Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:05 pm **Posts:** 326

um, yeah - this happend.

poor Canibus - dude got smoked. I want to feel bad the guy, but im just numb..
o_O

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After taking some tough bars from an asthmatic rapper, ‘Bus, sporting a shirt with his name on it and a sling that he needed from either writing lyrics for three weeks straight or throwing eggs at Wyclef’s house, decided that he needed some help. So, after admitting defeat, he pulled out a notebook to help him finish...

http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2012/06/canibus-vs-dizaster-battle

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saw some funny memes already - shits lol.

BEING · **Joined:** Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:05 pm **Posts:** 326

walter gross · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:06 am

damn, thats some awkward shit, that blues clues shit is hilarious tho

walter gross · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:17 am

homie is old and just keepin it real

isnt most of the stuff in there written anyway w/ some freestyled jibes thrown in?

cannibus is just an og not givin a fuck i guess....the sling def doesnt add to the situation tho

newageynofriends · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:11 am

Peanut butter honey brown eyes.

lemon cent · **Joined:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:03 am **Posts:** 277

I think the sling makes the situation all the more surreal.

greencarpet · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:55 am

i goes its about suspending yur disbelief about them free styling. i hand it to cann cause he was gt about it. the battle game is so different now.

Unconventional Science · **Joined:** Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:09 am **Posts:** 996

all of this stuff is written now a days... and i honestly get it. I don't like it but i get it. If im going to freestyle against a guy whos writing his verse he has an advantage so lets take all the lying about shit and trust that people won't write and just go ahead with setting shit up way in advance and writting the tracks out. I wish it wasn't all homophobic, sexist, rapey, violent, psuedo thug shit but its just something new. A weird evolution but its just something different now.

davo · **Joined:** Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:35 am **Posts:** 402

Diz choked pretty bad once too. But this is pretty funny.

BEING · **Joined:** Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:05 pm **Posts:** 326

newageynofriends wrote:

Peanut butter honey brown eyes.

stooops

REMARK · **Joined:** Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:06 pm **Posts:** 1025

Yeah this is pretty sucky for him. lol

He was one of the dudes that would get mega props on the Wake Up Show for his "freestyles". Everyone knew they were written. I was never particularly impressed by Canibus. He puts some ultra straight out computer operating manual bullshit into his lyrics that i just dont care for.

i can appreciate the Grindtime battle type stuff but i have much more appreciation for the guys that are clearly off the dome.

This was so painful i couldnt even watch up to the point of the choke when i heard about it.

Scribe · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:37 pm

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was never particularly impressed by Canibus. He puts some ultra straight out computer operating manual bullshit into his lyrics that i just don't care for.

Actual LOL. (Also, I refer to such material as rapping by calculator.)

mediocre at best · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:23 pm

The irony is that this will now be a punchline in freestyle battles for years to come.

BEING · **Joined:** Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:05 pm **Posts:** 326

alright, this is just getting ridiculous...

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The day of the battle my memory and mental state wasn’t 100% due to these circumstances.
I knew this so I brought my copybook to practice the 30 plus pages of infinite rhymes that I had structured for Dizaster.
The stitches in the back of my head were hurting me and my shoulder was killing me
but The Ripper doesn’t need medication, he controls pain with his mind.

^ http://ripperapology.tumblr.com/ hha

davo · **Joined:** Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:35 am **Posts:** 402

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Something I never told anybody is that one morning, while in the military, I was woken up and interrogated for 86 hours straight about all the infinite rhymes that I had released. They inquired about how I received the findings of this information and how I was capable of putting it in a 4 bar measured instrumental. They conducted various studies and also got a hold of all the infinite rhymes I hadn’t even released yet. Somehow some way I lost all memory of these rhymes… yet I remember everything else. Now back to the KOTD situation. As I was being interrogated by these agents recently I managed to escape thanks to one of the agents who was a fan of mine. I asked him what his favorite Canibus verse was and he told me that he doesn’t know me as Canibus but rather as Subject 9. This man was kind enough to help me escape but eventually I was hit with some type of dart in the back of my neck and the last thing I remember was falling on the back of my head (hence the stitches). I woke up in the back of a cop car then asked the officers why my head was bleeding and my shoulder felt separated. They said they found me like that and that I should have a better understanding of what happened to me. They asked me if I remembered anything and I told them “No.” It was the safest move to make because they could easily have been disguised agents ordered to see what my mental state was like.

REMARK · **Joined:** Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:06 pm **Posts:** 1025

WHAT THE FUCK.

Yah1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:31 am

fictional written metaphors are getting old. so abstract to the point where i start to question your motives.

REMARK · **Joined:** Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:06 pm **Posts:** 1025

Does anyone else have a problem with Canibus' chin? i find it highly offensive.

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..that Canibus vs Dizaster battle

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